XXX = Turkey

Saturday, June 23, 2012


So Robert and I went bowling this past week. I hadn't been bowling in a few months and Robert claimed that he hadn't been since he was 12. When we moved into our new apartment we got a BOGO coupon and I had been basically begging him to go...so on Tuesday, we went. 




I'm probably smiling because it was one of the few strikes I got.




+1 for borrowing my mom's shoes instead of 50billion others.

My lucky ball that wasn't so lucky. 
On the third game Robert was thisclose to getting three strikes in a row. For those who haven't been to a bowling place in a while their TV scorecards are so cheesy. Every time you bowl some cartoon characters come out and do some animation. Well, Robert's two strikes in a row had produced this crazy rocket to space and he was excited to get XXX. He thought that the cartoon pins would make some sort of cheesy porn skit. 

"It's called a turkey."
"What is?"
"When you get three strikes in a row."
"Oh (disappointed), so the pins aren't going to do some sort of porn scene?"
"No."
Probably the best part of the night. Maybe we should invest in some sort of adults only bowling alley? Hmmm....


We played a total of 4 games and Robert....won all four of them. Even though he claims he "doesn't know how to bowl". I don't know what happened. I'm going to say it was beginner's luck. But truthfully once he figured out what to do he kept getting strikes...it was a disappointing loss for me. 

I however, still kick ass at air hockey. 

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